Killing Them Softly is pretty much the best hour of standup ever.
The story of "Chip" driving and racing another car (who didn't even know they were racing) is so well put together.
The same sort of humor is in the "You're on third street" bit.
But his last special "The Closer" was really awful. He wasn't only not funny, he just came off as kind of an asshole...and his rant about LGTB/transgender etc. was way too long and mean spirited.
In "Sticks and Stones" (I think that was the one) he does it perfectly...the bit about the alphabet people traveling together in a car. It was humorous without being mean - in The Closer he was the exact opposite. He also seemed fixated on the subject.
Sorry for the late reply.
I've got some bad news for you...I don't think we can do either.
The best part is "Governor Christie just endorsed Trump - Fuck you".
"I mean good, that is a result we want".
Billy really is greater than most people understand.
The complete lyrics:
You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
Chapelle show seriously took a dive in...what was it, season 3? But this clip makes up for it. I'm sure there are many, many stories about Prince in the same vein as Bill Murray stories a la "No one will ever believe you".
This is so good. I love the fact they didn't really beat around the bush at all.
Obama: "It's more imperative than ever, that we move on as a country united - "
Luther: "United in the fact that we can't fuckin' stand each other!"
and
Obama: "And now, a time cherished tradition, is that the out going [president], that's me, leaves the incoming president a little note in the desk of the oval office. Of course, it's completely confidential"
Luther reads letter: "Go fuck yourself"
Obama: "Until now"
and
Obama: "In summation...thanks America, it's been real, it's been good, but it ain't been real good"
Luther: "Apparently, orange is the new black. Good luck with your healthcare assholes! I'm out"
Obama: "Peace"
and, finally,
Luther: "I got my eye on you pussy grabber."
Here's the original video of how Simon's Cat came to be: The Simon's Cat Story (A Draw my Life)
You have an...interesting sense of humor.
You also may need a screen writing book.